For YEARS, and I do mean YEARS, I have searched for a Christmas Tree topper. Unlike my success w/ antenna ball toppers, the perfect Christmas Tree topper has eluded me. Year after year, I feel unmeasurable joy when I'm decorating my tree, until...Topper Time. Ugh. Freakin' Star Topper w/ it's 4 inch cord!! What am I supposed to do with that?! Anyone?! And then there's that clip that will snap your finger right off, if you aren't careful! Of course the star is too heavy so after clipping, you get to watch in horror as it starts to leeeeean. Double UGH! And what about the height? Why is it the tree always goes right up to the ceiling so the topper won't fit (even if you COULD get it on!) without dinging the ceiling?! I don't know about you but I'm NOT A FAN of dinging my ceiling! So all of my happy happy, joy joy of decorating the tree is ruined in the last 5...ok, who am I kidding...30 MINUTES of trying to wrastle (it's a word) with the topper. This is about the point where I consume 2 1/2 lbs of the fudge I've made for Christmas. Ughtothemax.
Ok, so today...this year...will be different. I have found the answer to my prayers! Yes, I have actually prayed for this. Although it comes out more like, "Oh my GOD, PLEEEEEZE fit, you MOTHER%&*%^!! If we can put a man on the moon (and why is it the man on the moon is always brought into it?! Thank God for him.) WHY can't someone make a freakin' TREE TOPPER that FITS and isn't completely USELESS!?!". Those days are over, kids. And speaking of kids...those days are over just in time so that I don't scare my children. (any further.)
Gaze upon all that is wonderful and glorious. All is calm...all is bright...
Why the FRICK didn't someone think of this sooner?!! The angst I could have avoided over the last 15 years! Aaaaaahhhh...this little gem is mine! And for only $16! Thank you Pottery Barn, for anticipating my every need and providing me with free shipping. I shall sing your praises every Christmas from this day forward, til death do us part. Amen.
Btw (By The Way, get with it!), click on the title of this post and it will take you to Pottery Barn Kids where you too, can purchase your own tree topper! Aren't I fancy? :) (and not getting paid by PBK to do this...yet!)
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