~singing in my best Kenny Rogers voice~
"On a warm fall evening, with a cart bound for Target,
I met up with a mother. We were both too tired for sleep.
So we took turns a starin', at the discounts in the distance.
The boredom overtook us, and she began to speak.
She said, girl I've made a life, of keeping people happy.
Knowin' where their socks were, and Nintendo DSi's.
But if you don't mind my sayin', I'm sick of wipin' faces.
For a taste of that Pinot, I'll give you some advice...
You got to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to scold 'em.
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run.
You never eat your dinner, while you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for drinkin',
When the screamin's done."
Word to your mutha.
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