Everybody FREEZE!

STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE...look around you...and tell me...do you see THIS? (minus the rip.  How did that get there?  It's all a blur.)

 Here...take a closer look...

Do you see that?  What that says?  It's manna from heaven, that's what it is.  And I cannot find them!  Well, I found this one.  But it was in a mall kiosk and it was the last one!  Target doesn't have it...Albertson's doesn't have it...VONS doesn't have it.  I'm throwin' myself on the mercy of the court!  SOMEONE SEND ME SOME!!

Please excuse me while I go hide my head in shame.  ~mustn't let the crazy show...mustn't let the crazy show...~