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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Cat Butt.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, people.  If you allow your cat to get up on your kitchen counter, they will inevitably sit on said counter.  Am I the only one making the connection here?  You now have cat butt on your kitchen counter.   So later when you lay an apple on the counter while you get a paper towel, you now have...Cat Butt Apple.  When you lay your hand on the counter, then reach for your sandwich...Cat Butt Sandwich.  Unless you Clorox that son of a gun every half hour (because you don't know how often that cat puts his butt up there when you aren't looking!), you are eating cat butt.  It's sick, sick, sick,  and there is no reason a CAT should be allowed on the kitchen counter.  Just my thoughts on the matter.  Cat butt!  Cat butt! Cat butt!! Blech!

1 comment:

  1. Just imagine what you're laying in/on when you allow them to sleep on your bed....pillow....UGH!